Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Tuesday's Toots! #17

Posted by ToddleToots! at 12:01 AM
It's a Happy Tuesday! Not only because it was a nice extended weekend, but because I remembered it was time for the Toots! Yay me! ;)

Ok so let's get tooting...

Jodey C.M.
After a discussion about my friend having a baby I ask 7yo son how babies come out of a mommies tummy. He replies ever so seriously... "out their butt mom... duh!"

Ami H. @MuseInks 
8 y.o. plopped in front of TV to watch "Penguins of Madagascar" DVD, announcing "I'm gonna turn my frontal lobe off for awhile." 
My 3-year-old daughter made a clown puppet in school today. I asked his name... she replied, "This is Granddad when we was a clown." Apparently, my father was once a clown.
Betty Sue @kidzquotes
"Kesha brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack? I don't think her dentist would like that very much' A(7ys)
Small Girl @smallgirltweets
Smallgirl:(4yo) The television's just said I'm watching bedtime. I'm not, am I? The television doesn't know everything! The television doesn't have eyes. Unless there's people with eyes on the television.

Small Girl @smallgirltweets
Where's your pencil sharpener, smallgirl
Smallgirl (4yo): "It's in the kitchen bitchen." #begyourpardon
Preschool Gems @preschoolgems
"Yep, I'm a hairy gingerbread man."
Mama Crass @SassyPieHole
Me: guess who's coming tonight
Me: miss erin!!
4yo: Hoo-RAY! We will paint our fingernails and our toe fingers!
Kat B. @MyMuses
R(5yo)"Today we had baby Jesus class" 
Me "Really? What did you learn about baby Jesus?" 
R(5yo) "I don't remember, I was drawing zombies!"

Thanks everyone for sharing! Remember to let me know the cute/funny words your kiddos say (or if they're older use to say) that only a "Mama could interpret"such as: "yight" for "light" or "nana" for "banana" (obviously everyone knows that one, but just so you get the idea ;)

Happy Tuesday to you all!

Sippy Cup Mom I'm Linking up with  The Life of A SippyCup Mom

Let's BEE FriendsAlso linking up with Bees With Honey 


Bees With Honey on June 3, 2011 at 1:14 PM said...

I love reading your toots. I have to remember to tweet you more with funny things my kids say.

Kimberly on June 3, 2011 at 3:18 PM said...

Aww, this is so funny! I'll have to remember to tweet you with random stuff from my little ones!

Came from Bruna's!

Sarah on June 4, 2011 at 7:14 PM said...

This is so funny! I love the frontal lobe one... that just about killed me. I have a kid that talks like that too!

Stopping by from Bruna's!

ToddleToots! on June 20, 2011 at 9:52 PM said...

Thanks to all of you for visiting and commenting! I'm glad they made you smile :)

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