Tuesday's Toots! #17

It's a Happy Tuesday! Not only because it was a nice extended weekend, but because I remembered it was time for the Toots! Yay me! ;)


Ok so let's get tooting...

Jodey C.M.

After a discussion about my friend having a baby I ask 7yo son how babies come out of a mommies tummy. He replies ever so seriously... "out their butt mom... duh!"

Ami H. @MuseInks 

8 y.o. plopped in front of TV to watch "Penguins of Madagascar" DVD, announcing "I'm gonna turn my frontal lobe off for awhile." 

Julie @Balancingmama 

My 3-year-old daughter made a clown puppet in school today. I asked his name... she replied, "This is Granddad when we was a clown." Apparently, my father was once a clown.

Betty Sue @kidzquotes

"Kesha brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack? I don't think her dentist would like that very much' A(7ys)

Small Girl @smallgirltweets

Smallgirl:(4yo) The television's just said I'm watching bedtime. I'm not, am I? The television doesn't know everything! The television doesn't have eyes. Unless there's people with eyes on the television.

Small Girl @smallgirltweets

Where's your pencil sharpener, smallgirl? 

Smallgirl (4yo): "It's in the kitchen bitchen." #begyourpardon

Preschool Gems @preschoolgems

"Yep, I'm a hairy gingerbread man."

Mama Crass @SassyPieHole

Me: guess who's coming tonight

4yo:Who?

Me: miss erin!!

4yo: Hoo-RAY! We will paint our fingernails and our toe fingers!

Kat B. @MyMuses

R(5yo)"Today we had baby Jesus class" 

Me "Really? What did you learn about baby Jesus?" 

R(5yo) "I don't remember, I was drawing zombies!"

Thanks everyone for sharing! Remember to let me know the cute/funny words your kiddos say (or if they're older use to say) that only a "Mama could interpret"such as: "yight" for "light" or "nana" for "banana" (obviously everyone knows that one, but just so you get the idea ;)

Happy Tuesday to you all!

MamaToots! 

 I'm Linking up with  The Life of A SippyCup Mom


Also linking up with Bees With Honey