Toots! Toots! Toots! It's time for Toots!...
Reasons why I love my daughter: "Mom! Listen to this little tune! ♫ doo-diddle-ooo-doo-doo! ♫ Do you know where that came from? My brain!"
Misty R.
Yesterday MORNING at 6:45 I hear 4yo screaming from the kitchen. After running in there to see what's wrong I realize he had climbed into the fridge and fallen and cut his chin. I comforted him of course but asked him what he was doing in the fridge. His response? "I was just getting you a beer mom!" apparently beer is the new coffee.....
4y/o: "I want to make a snowman, can you get me some milk mommy?"
Son just pulled open the front of his pants and was all, “Jesus, are you in there?” Catholic School is hilarious. Totally worth the money.
Things you dont want to hear from your 3yo before that 1st cup of joe is gone: "Mommy my wee wee's hard." Thanks, son. Go tell your daddy
Me: Son, quit biting your nails.
Son: I'm not, I'm eating toothpaste.
Me: Don't eat toothpaste. – why does this need to be explained?
Tonight 3yo grabbed paci and blankie and said "Ahhh, its just so nice after a long, long day." Where does he come up w this stuff! So cute.
Thanks to everyone who shared your fun comments! Happy Tuesday :)
MamaToots!
5 comments:
Ha ha!! Too cute!
SO FUNNY!
Looks like I need to send my little man to Catholic School. These toots just keep getting better!
Thanks for all your work Mamma Toots.
Thanks for all your comments! Glad you enjoyed it.
I totally forgot about that one. I'll have to tweet these things he says more often. ;)
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